Ain’t there supposed to be 7?
Or
I’m getting the band back together. Yeah, even the dead one!
Superman returns! Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert.
Sarcasm
Brought to us by the directors who gave us Avengers and Sucker Punch (Really? Snyder directed Sucker Punch and they gave him the reigns to the DC universe? If I was a dog my head would be cocked at a weird angle now trying to figure that out) comes the culmination of Warner Bros DC plans.
I liked it.
No. Seriously. After those snuff films, Man of Steel and Batman v Superman (and let’s not forget Suicide Squad), this was fun to watch. Instead of revisiting 9/11 across a whole city we got a friggin’ comic book movie. There’s no in depth story going on here. The whole movie is based on a McGuffin that was already established, which fits this kind of movie like a glove (heh). But, I came here for the characters and the action, so play on McGuff… in.
I dug the team dynamic they had going on. None of them got cheated. The least character development went to Wonder Woman, but she just had her own movie. Besides, she kicks the MOST ass in this. Cyborg is a bit dry, but Flash and Aquaman give this movie the most fun and have the most entertaining moments (mostly). Cavill’s Superman (spoiler again) is a lot less dour than in the previous movies, and therefore more Supermanny (Super-Manny? Supermany? Supermanish?).
Affleck is a waste of time. He should never have been cast as Batman. I’ve seen him 3 times in the role, and every time he’s on the screen all I can think is, “That’s Affleck. Why?” It’s just a distraction to have him in this movie.
You can pretty much tell when Whedon takes over. That’s when the movie becomes fun. Too bad he didn’t do the whole movie. These characters can potentially be more colorful than their Marvel contemporaries can. Instead of a bunch of scientists and soldiers (and 1 alien god) you have Amazons, Atlanteans, a guy hit by lightning, a half-robot and a pissed off billionaire. (And, 1 dead alien god who won’t be that dead for long. Spoiler). Whedon plays with these characters in a way that Snyder has no clue how to do.
Is this movie redemption for what came before? No. That prize goes to Wonder Woman and Wonder Woman alone for now. But, it’s a HUGE step up from the other DC movies.
Prime’s Bottom Line – Needed more green
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
Saturday, November 10, 2012
RADICAL ROCK’S REVIEW – SKYFALL
License to Feel
Or
Which brings us back to Do, Do, Do, Do, Double Oh Seven
Just to quell your fears, James Bond does get laid in this movie. There. Now you can read the rest of this without being on pins and needles worrying about his sex life.
Those familiar horns blare, and we’re thrust into yet another adventure with everyone’s favorite spy (outside of Secret Squirrel) as he fights for Queen and Country. 007 returns for the 23rd, or 3rd, or 25th or whatever film adventure. He’s got a gun. He’s got a martini. He’s got a fast car, and he’s got a plan to get us out of here.
Casino Royale was the prequel we didn’t know we needed. Now it feels that these three latest Bond movies were actually a prequel trilogy (never seen that before), as this film was more like the end of the beginning. CR gave us this raw James Bond, fresh off getting his double 0 status. Quantum of Solace (worst Bond title ever) showed us a Bond dealing with exactly what that new status meant. This time we delve more into Bond’s past, showing some of what motivates him and molded him, while having him deal with that as well. We’re left with a much more complete character study than ever before. Sure, he drinks, he romances and he kills, but now we get what makes him so bloody good at it. He can be cold as ice when he needs to be, but he knows the depth of each action he takes.
And, there’s plenty of action to be had in this one. The over-the-top chases are back in full force. Incredible stunts and seamless CGI have us dodging bullets and riding on top of trains at breakneck speeds. There are moments which are extremely tense and others that are extremely explosive. And, then we get more trains.
The acting is as to be expected from such an amazing cast. Daniel Craig brings his hard as nails Bond back. Dame Judy Dench’s just as nail hard M returns as well. Joining them are Don’tcallmesir Albert Finney, Ralph hewhowon’tbenamed Fiennes and Raul Julia- I’m sorry, I mean Javier Bardem as the eeeevil Silva. I’m kinda half joking about the last part. I’ve noticed a little bit of Raul Julia in Javier’s performances before, but this time he was channeling Raul. And, I mean that in the best way possible.
A fantastic beginning’s end, I’d put this far above the mediocre Quantum and just a hair beneath the amazing Casino.
Prime’s Bottom Line – I give this 007 out of 008
Or
Which brings us back to Do, Do, Do, Do, Double Oh Seven
Just to quell your fears, James Bond does get laid in this movie. There. Now you can read the rest of this without being on pins and needles worrying about his sex life.
Those familiar horns blare, and we’re thrust into yet another adventure with everyone’s favorite spy (outside of Secret Squirrel) as he fights for Queen and Country. 007 returns for the 23rd, or 3rd, or 25th or whatever film adventure. He’s got a gun. He’s got a martini. He’s got a fast car, and he’s got a plan to get us out of here.
Casino Royale was the prequel we didn’t know we needed. Now it feels that these three latest Bond movies were actually a prequel trilogy (never seen that before), as this film was more like the end of the beginning. CR gave us this raw James Bond, fresh off getting his double 0 status. Quantum of Solace (worst Bond title ever) showed us a Bond dealing with exactly what that new status meant. This time we delve more into Bond’s past, showing some of what motivates him and molded him, while having him deal with that as well. We’re left with a much more complete character study than ever before. Sure, he drinks, he romances and he kills, but now we get what makes him so bloody good at it. He can be cold as ice when he needs to be, but he knows the depth of each action he takes.
And, there’s plenty of action to be had in this one. The over-the-top chases are back in full force. Incredible stunts and seamless CGI have us dodging bullets and riding on top of trains at breakneck speeds. There are moments which are extremely tense and others that are extremely explosive. And, then we get more trains.
The acting is as to be expected from such an amazing cast. Daniel Craig brings his hard as nails Bond back. Dame Judy Dench’s just as nail hard M returns as well. Joining them are Don’tcallmesir Albert Finney, Ralph hewhowon’tbenamed Fiennes and Raul Julia- I’m sorry, I mean Javier Bardem as the eeeevil Silva. I’m kinda half joking about the last part. I’ve noticed a little bit of Raul Julia in Javier’s performances before, but this time he was channeling Raul. And, I mean that in the best way possible.
A fantastic beginning’s end, I’d put this far above the mediocre Quantum and just a hair beneath the amazing Casino.
Prime’s Bottom Line – I give this 007 out of 008
Saturday, May 05, 2012
RADICAL ROCK’S REVIEW – MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS
And, there came a day… FINALLY
Or
Getting the band back together for the very first time
There was an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that was by and large another romp in monster-slaying land. At the very end of the episode, Buffy gets home, walks in the front door and starts talking to her mother who is lying on the couch. It takes her a few seconds to realize her mother isn’t holding up her end of the conversation. That’s because Buffy’s mother is dead. Not because of a vampire. Not because of a zombie. Not because of a haunted piano being dropped on her head. She died from a brain aneurism. A medical condition that the doctors thought they had fixed. Just like that. Fine one moment, dead from something (not so) benign the next.
I call that The Whedon Twist.
What M Night Shamalamadingdong did to great effect in Sixth Sense, Joss Whedon did on a weekly basis throughout the run of both Buffy and Angel. At some point in the story he twisted everything on one action, one moment. Like the shower stabbing in Psycho or, “Luke, I am your father.” You think you know exactly where the story is going when… GAME CHANGER! This makes it very difficult to review something from Whedon. This also explains why my review for Cabin in the Woods was so short. But, mainly it explains why watching Whedon’s work is such a joyful experience.
You just never know when The Whedon Twist will smack you upside your head.
I will, of course, NOT go anywhere near the spoilers that abound in this film. That will make this a short review. (Now you know the reason for the extended preamble) Suffice it to say your head will get smacked.
I’ve been tingling for this movie since Sammy L spoke the words, “Avengers Initiative” after the credits of the first Iron Man flick. That moment was pure geekasm, and has carried me through four other movies as I awaited this culmination. For years I’ve been anticipating huge set pieces, over the top action, great CGI and big battles.
What I got was intelligent dialogue, well thought out characters, amazing pacing, laugh out loud humor, deep pathos, blood, devastation, death, war, horror, hugesetpiecesoverthetopatctiongreatCGIandbigbattles.
Almost all the principles are back. And, they all bring the same great characterizations from their standalone movies. The one exception is we get Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/Hulk. Many, me included, were distraught over the news that Ed Norton wouldn’t be reprising the role. He was the best thing about Incredible Hulk. But by the end of this movie, I really was thinking, “Ed who?” Ruffalo is Bruce Banner now. Period. That’s how impressed I was by his performance. Especially as he had to make his mark with his limited screen time, being only one out of the bunch. It was also the best looking CGI Hulk we’ve been given. The key reason is they made him look like a “Hulked” out Mark Ruffalo. That connected Hulk to Banner in a way the two Hulk movies didn’t.
One difficulty I expected was how hard it would be to merge such disparate characters. Yeah, they’re all comic book superheroes, but each with a different take on what that means. And, each of their movies was given form by different directors. How do you get Favreau’s Iron Man in the same world as Brannagh’s Thor? The perfect answer was to give them all to Whedon. He’s always excelled at ensemble casts who each have their own voice. In the past, he’s taken an Ex-military Captain, a mutant, a preacher, a prostitute, and a mercenary and put them all on the same spaceship. Whedon made that work. He made this work too.
Let’s not lay all the credit at the feet of the various filmmakers. Keep in mind there are DECADES of character development and storylines that created a pretty extensive template to work from. Thank you Messrs Simonson, Byrne, David, Brubaker, Michelinie, Kirby, Millar and of course The Main Man Stan Lee. If you don’t know these names, that’s okay. Just take my word for it. There were many more, but I haven’t got the time.
Speaking of time, never has two and a half hours gone by so quickly. The pacing of this movie worked perfectly for me. I’ve seen that some feel the first hour dragged a bit. I didn’t feel that way at all. We get enough Bangs and Pows in the first hour to keep it chugging while all the pieces get in place for the next ninety minutes of HOLY CRAP! And, I cannot possibly say enough about the humor that permeates every scene. Another Whedon staple is how the laughs come at all the right times. Mostly one-liners from Downey’s Tony Stark. But, Ruffalo and his green alter ego get the best moments. Hulk funniest one there is! Everyone gets a bad-ass moment. That includes the SHIELD trio of Fury, Coulson and newcomer Maria Hill. The action kept shifting from one character to another so smoothly, without short-changing any of them. The whole movie just rocked back and forth like a good roller-coaster summer blockbuster is supposed to.
The casting was spot on perfection. The director was correctly chosen. The story didn’t disappoint. The action was fantastic. The entertainment value was through the roof. And, yeah, stay through the credits for a little epilogue.
Prime’s Bottom Line – EXCELSIOR!!!! (I know I used that before, but it really fits here.)
Or
Getting the band back together for the very first time
There was an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that was by and large another romp in monster-slaying land. At the very end of the episode, Buffy gets home, walks in the front door and starts talking to her mother who is lying on the couch. It takes her a few seconds to realize her mother isn’t holding up her end of the conversation. That’s because Buffy’s mother is dead. Not because of a vampire. Not because of a zombie. Not because of a haunted piano being dropped on her head. She died from a brain aneurism. A medical condition that the doctors thought they had fixed. Just like that. Fine one moment, dead from something (not so) benign the next.
I call that The Whedon Twist.
What M Night Shamalamadingdong did to great effect in Sixth Sense, Joss Whedon did on a weekly basis throughout the run of both Buffy and Angel. At some point in the story he twisted everything on one action, one moment. Like the shower stabbing in Psycho or, “Luke, I am your father.” You think you know exactly where the story is going when… GAME CHANGER! This makes it very difficult to review something from Whedon. This also explains why my review for Cabin in the Woods was so short. But, mainly it explains why watching Whedon’s work is such a joyful experience.
You just never know when The Whedon Twist will smack you upside your head.
I will, of course, NOT go anywhere near the spoilers that abound in this film. That will make this a short review. (Now you know the reason for the extended preamble) Suffice it to say your head will get smacked.
I’ve been tingling for this movie since Sammy L spoke the words, “Avengers Initiative” after the credits of the first Iron Man flick. That moment was pure geekasm, and has carried me through four other movies as I awaited this culmination. For years I’ve been anticipating huge set pieces, over the top action, great CGI and big battles.
What I got was intelligent dialogue, well thought out characters, amazing pacing, laugh out loud humor, deep pathos, blood, devastation, death, war, horror, hugesetpiecesoverthetopatctiongreatCGIandbigbattles.
Almost all the principles are back. And, they all bring the same great characterizations from their standalone movies. The one exception is we get Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/Hulk. Many, me included, were distraught over the news that Ed Norton wouldn’t be reprising the role. He was the best thing about Incredible Hulk. But by the end of this movie, I really was thinking, “Ed who?” Ruffalo is Bruce Banner now. Period. That’s how impressed I was by his performance. Especially as he had to make his mark with his limited screen time, being only one out of the bunch. It was also the best looking CGI Hulk we’ve been given. The key reason is they made him look like a “Hulked” out Mark Ruffalo. That connected Hulk to Banner in a way the two Hulk movies didn’t.
One difficulty I expected was how hard it would be to merge such disparate characters. Yeah, they’re all comic book superheroes, but each with a different take on what that means. And, each of their movies was given form by different directors. How do you get Favreau’s Iron Man in the same world as Brannagh’s Thor? The perfect answer was to give them all to Whedon. He’s always excelled at ensemble casts who each have their own voice. In the past, he’s taken an Ex-military Captain, a mutant, a preacher, a prostitute, and a mercenary and put them all on the same spaceship. Whedon made that work. He made this work too.
Let’s not lay all the credit at the feet of the various filmmakers. Keep in mind there are DECADES of character development and storylines that created a pretty extensive template to work from. Thank you Messrs Simonson, Byrne, David, Brubaker, Michelinie, Kirby, Millar and of course The Main Man Stan Lee. If you don’t know these names, that’s okay. Just take my word for it. There were many more, but I haven’t got the time.
Speaking of time, never has two and a half hours gone by so quickly. The pacing of this movie worked perfectly for me. I’ve seen that some feel the first hour dragged a bit. I didn’t feel that way at all. We get enough Bangs and Pows in the first hour to keep it chugging while all the pieces get in place for the next ninety minutes of HOLY CRAP! And, I cannot possibly say enough about the humor that permeates every scene. Another Whedon staple is how the laughs come at all the right times. Mostly one-liners from Downey’s Tony Stark. But, Ruffalo and his green alter ego get the best moments. Hulk funniest one there is! Everyone gets a bad-ass moment. That includes the SHIELD trio of Fury, Coulson and newcomer Maria Hill. The action kept shifting from one character to another so smoothly, without short-changing any of them. The whole movie just rocked back and forth like a good roller-coaster summer blockbuster is supposed to.
The casting was spot on perfection. The director was correctly chosen. The story didn’t disappoint. The action was fantastic. The entertainment value was through the roof. And, yeah, stay through the credits for a little epilogue.
Prime’s Bottom Line – EXCELSIOR!!!! (I know I used that before, but it really fits here.)
Saturday, April 14, 2012
RADICAL ROCK’S REVIEW – THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
Let’s Twist again, like I know you did last summer
Or
Boo
Joss Whedon.
But, I’ve said too much already.
I really liked this movie.
Joss Whedon created Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Serenity/Firefly, Angel, directed the upcoming Avengers movie and created Angel. You can tell this is a Whedon movie even before you see Amy Acker is in it.
I’m sorry. You now know more than you should.
Prime’s Bottom Line – Whedon.
Or
Boo
Joss Whedon.
But, I’ve said too much already.
I really liked this movie.
Joss Whedon created Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Serenity/Firefly, Angel, directed the upcoming Avengers movie and created Angel. You can tell this is a Whedon movie even before you see Amy Acker is in it.
I’m sorry. You now know more than you should.
Prime’s Bottom Line – Whedon.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
RADICAL ROCK’S REVIEW – RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
RADICAL ROCK’S REVIEW – RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
Monkey see, Monkey makes a good movie
Or
Something Chimpy
Finally we get a follow-up to the original Planet of the Apes (hereafter referred to as POTA) that is worthy of it. Now, this is NOT a remake of the original movie, rather a prequel to it and instead a remake of Conquest of the POTA (see how that works? It’ll save SO much time) which was the fourth in the original series. Conquest gave us Roddy Mcdowell as Caesar emancipating his brethren and sistren from indentured servitude after his adoptive father (played by Ricardo Khan Montalban. I shit you not) sacrificed himself to protect his baby boy chimp. The convoluted storyline included time travel (not as original as that was the plot device of the first movie), baby switching, growing up in a circus and NO explanation how the apes (monkeys, chimps, whatever) got intelligent enough to become maids, butlers and handymen (handyapes?). Most importantly, this movie has NOTHING to do with that Tim Burton/Mark Wahlberg hunk of flung monkey feces.
The movie is saddled with a lifeless performance by James Franco, but thankfully he’s surrounded by other actors who always give their all. We get the always impressive work of John Lithgow and Brian Cox, and a stronger than expected performance from David Oyelowo as the generic “Evil Moneygrubbing Corporate Boss”. Even Tom Felton (the other Mr. Malfoy) and Freida Pinto at least showed up to work. But, the best performance of the movie was Andy Serkis as Caesar. The charisma and angst that he emotes THROUGH the CGI, in basically a silent performance, is truly incredible. Unfortunately, unless the Academy decides to add a category for Best Lead Performance by a CGI Aided Actor, he prolly won’t get the recognition he deserves.
The action pieces of the movie serve the story perfectly, instead of the other way around. They keep the pace tense, and leads to some unexpected moments. Failure and triumph constantly change places during the story. You go through the movie thinking you already know what’s going to happen to each character, but they keep you guessing. This is Rupert Wyatt’s first major pic as director, and it shows he has a grasp on what will simultaneously intrigue and entertain. Just what a summer movie (and any other season, thank you) needs.
I was very impressed with the artistry that went into the apes, both by the actors (particularly Serkis) and the animators. The motion capture worked perfectly well with what was drawn over it. There were some moments when I felt 3D would have been welcome, but the movie didn’t need it. Kudos to them for not pushing this in 3D just for the cash boost.
With an engaging narrative, charismatic main character with a fantastic story arc and pitch perfect pace, this may just be the best movie I’ll see this year.
Prime’s Bottom Line – They did it. They blew up the box office. Damn them. Damn them all the way to the bank.
Monkey see, Monkey makes a good movie
Or
Something Chimpy
Finally we get a follow-up to the original Planet of the Apes (hereafter referred to as POTA) that is worthy of it. Now, this is NOT a remake of the original movie, rather a prequel to it and instead a remake of Conquest of the POTA (see how that works? It’ll save SO much time) which was the fourth in the original series. Conquest gave us Roddy Mcdowell as Caesar emancipating his brethren and sistren from indentured servitude after his adoptive father (played by Ricardo Khan Montalban. I shit you not) sacrificed himself to protect his baby boy chimp. The convoluted storyline included time travel (not as original as that was the plot device of the first movie), baby switching, growing up in a circus and NO explanation how the apes (monkeys, chimps, whatever) got intelligent enough to become maids, butlers and handymen (handyapes?). Most importantly, this movie has NOTHING to do with that Tim Burton/Mark Wahlberg hunk of flung monkey feces.
The movie is saddled with a lifeless performance by James Franco, but thankfully he’s surrounded by other actors who always give their all. We get the always impressive work of John Lithgow and Brian Cox, and a stronger than expected performance from David Oyelowo as the generic “Evil Moneygrubbing Corporate Boss”. Even Tom Felton (the other Mr. Malfoy) and Freida Pinto at least showed up to work. But, the best performance of the movie was Andy Serkis as Caesar. The charisma and angst that he emotes THROUGH the CGI, in basically a silent performance, is truly incredible. Unfortunately, unless the Academy decides to add a category for Best Lead Performance by a CGI Aided Actor, he prolly won’t get the recognition he deserves.
The action pieces of the movie serve the story perfectly, instead of the other way around. They keep the pace tense, and leads to some unexpected moments. Failure and triumph constantly change places during the story. You go through the movie thinking you already know what’s going to happen to each character, but they keep you guessing. This is Rupert Wyatt’s first major pic as director, and it shows he has a grasp on what will simultaneously intrigue and entertain. Just what a summer movie (and any other season, thank you) needs.
I was very impressed with the artistry that went into the apes, both by the actors (particularly Serkis) and the animators. The motion capture worked perfectly well with what was drawn over it. There were some moments when I felt 3D would have been welcome, but the movie didn’t need it. Kudos to them for not pushing this in 3D just for the cash boost.
With an engaging narrative, charismatic main character with a fantastic story arc and pitch perfect pace, this may just be the best movie I’ll see this year.
Prime’s Bottom Line – They did it. They blew up the box office. Damn them. Damn them all the way to the bank.
RADICAL ROCK’S REVIEW – THOR
RADICAL ROCK’S REVIEW – THOR
‘Cross the Rainbow Bridge of Asgard…
Or
If I had a Hammer… (Yeah. I went there.)
This was Thor’s first live action appearance since 1988s “Return of the Incredible Hulk” which had him looking like a blonde steroidal beach bum and his supposed alter-ego Donald Blake screaming “ODIN!!!” to summon him like an ersatz Captain Marvel. It was obviously an attempt at a spin-off series, but man did it stink. About the only thing that version has in common with this movie is…
Well, he’s blonde.
This time around we get Kenneth “I can make you understand Shakespeare” Brannagh’s version on the big screen in glorious 3D. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, it doesn’t matter how good the pedigree of your director is. You have to match the RIGHT director to the CORRECT comic book property. I.E. for Batman – Schumacher = bad, Nolan = good. Here we have a comic book steeped in Norse mythology that has all the goings on of a Shakespeare play. Royal court intrigue, mischievous magic-wielders, hints of patricide and all the sword (and hammer) play you could want. Brannagh was a perfect choice for this just as he would have been a waste on just about any other comic book movie.
The quick overview of the nine realms leads into some beautifully rendered vistas. From Thor’s home of Asgard to the Frost Giant’s home world, they’ve infused such great scope and architecture that it’s almost a shame we ever have to leave them to come down to earth. Those vistas lend themselves to some of the more phenomenal 3D in the whole movie. Watching the action in 3D is fine, but being brought into these otherworldly places in 3D makes the magic that more real.
There’s plenty of adventure with all the sword and hammer and magic and pseudo-scientific fighting going on. But the best action sequence occurs before Thor even gets to earth. 5 Norse gods against an army of Frost Giants and their “little” pet was exciting, overblown summer movie fun. The rest of the action, good as it was, paled in comparison. If only they hadn’t shot their load so quickly. Oh well. Premature climax, and all that.
It’s got a great cast. From Chris Hemsworth in the title role to Rene Russo and SIR Anthony Hopkins as mommy god and daddy god. Nice cameo by Renner making Hawkeye look cool just standing in the rain. But, here’s what really grinds my gears. I was very disappointed with Natalie Portman. Her character came off as weak and unnecessary. It seems that Portman phones in her performances for the blockbuster/paycheck movies and saves her good work for the Oscar worthy films. Note her nod for Black Swan while her work as Padme in the Star Wars prequels sucked like a Hoover vacuum working the docks.
I liked the action. I liked the vision. I liked how the after-credits teaser scene from Iron Man II was included in the middle of this movie, unlike how the other tag scenes (Samuel L in the first Iron Man – Downey in The Hulk – Sammy L again after this movie) simply became segues (five pounds). I really liked this movie.
Prime’s Bottom Line – Forsooth! This art a glorious & imperious visage!!! (translation – Kewl flick!)
‘Cross the Rainbow Bridge of Asgard…
Or
If I had a Hammer… (Yeah. I went there.)
This was Thor’s first live action appearance since 1988s “Return of the Incredible Hulk” which had him looking like a blonde steroidal beach bum and his supposed alter-ego Donald Blake screaming “ODIN!!!” to summon him like an ersatz Captain Marvel. It was obviously an attempt at a spin-off series, but man did it stink. About the only thing that version has in common with this movie is…
Well, he’s blonde.
This time around we get Kenneth “I can make you understand Shakespeare” Brannagh’s version on the big screen in glorious 3D. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, it doesn’t matter how good the pedigree of your director is. You have to match the RIGHT director to the CORRECT comic book property. I.E. for Batman – Schumacher = bad, Nolan = good. Here we have a comic book steeped in Norse mythology that has all the goings on of a Shakespeare play. Royal court intrigue, mischievous magic-wielders, hints of patricide and all the sword (and hammer) play you could want. Brannagh was a perfect choice for this just as he would have been a waste on just about any other comic book movie.
The quick overview of the nine realms leads into some beautifully rendered vistas. From Thor’s home of Asgard to the Frost Giant’s home world, they’ve infused such great scope and architecture that it’s almost a shame we ever have to leave them to come down to earth. Those vistas lend themselves to some of the more phenomenal 3D in the whole movie. Watching the action in 3D is fine, but being brought into these otherworldly places in 3D makes the magic that more real.
There’s plenty of adventure with all the sword and hammer and magic and pseudo-scientific fighting going on. But the best action sequence occurs before Thor even gets to earth. 5 Norse gods against an army of Frost Giants and their “little” pet was exciting, overblown summer movie fun. The rest of the action, good as it was, paled in comparison. If only they hadn’t shot their load so quickly. Oh well. Premature climax, and all that.
It’s got a great cast. From Chris Hemsworth in the title role to Rene Russo and SIR Anthony Hopkins as mommy god and daddy god. Nice cameo by Renner making Hawkeye look cool just standing in the rain. But, here’s what really grinds my gears. I was very disappointed with Natalie Portman. Her character came off as weak and unnecessary. It seems that Portman phones in her performances for the blockbuster/paycheck movies and saves her good work for the Oscar worthy films. Note her nod for Black Swan while her work as Padme in the Star Wars prequels sucked like a Hoover vacuum working the docks.
I liked the action. I liked the vision. I liked how the after-credits teaser scene from Iron Man II was included in the middle of this movie, unlike how the other tag scenes (Samuel L in the first Iron Man – Downey in The Hulk – Sammy L again after this movie) simply became segues (five pounds). I really liked this movie.
Prime’s Bottom Line – Forsooth! This art a glorious & imperious visage!!! (translation – Kewl flick!)
RADICAL ROCK’S REVIEW – CAPTAIN AMERICA
RADICAL ROCK’S REVIEW – CAPTAIN AMERICA
You’ll believe a man can shrink
Or
The Red and the White and the Blue come through
This is a WWII movie through and through. Training camp, big battles, POWs, prison breaks, incursions, secret codes, secret bases, secret identities and USO girls abound. Though this is an origin story, we do have a war going on in the background for the first half hour or so. The movie keeps us entertained while we wait for him to bulk up. Before the bulkening, we get some amazing CGI that makes Chris Evans in the title role look scrawny and just plain small. What’s most incredible about that is they don’t digitally put his head on someone else’s body like Benjamin Button. That’s actually Evans performing the whole time, and they digitally shrunk him here and there to give us the “sand kicked in his face” before look.
I will happily admit to trepidation at the idea of Chris Evans taking on this iconic role. Particularly after watching his first iconic super-hero role as the Human Torch in the two Fantastic Four movies last decade. He played Johnny Storm much like Ryan Reynolds. Flash forward to this year, and look at what Reynolds did to Green Lantern. Yeah, my trepidation was well founded. But, I’m happy to admit said trepidation mainly because I had nothing to worry about. Evans did a fine job portraying our star-spangled hero. He gave Steve Rogers such pathos and courage. The heart of the story becomes more about the character of the character than his superhuman abilities. He had us empathizing, understanding, and admiring this true hero.
Back to the Human Torch, that leads us to the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it coolest cameo of the movie. At the World’s Fair expo in good old Flushing, Queens, they pan through the room, briefly showing Dr. Phineas Horton’s creation. Marvel Comic’s FIRST super-hero, the Synthetic Man known as the original Human Torch! I don’t consider this much of a spoiler because a: if you’re a big enough geek (like me) to notice the cameo, you’ve seen this movie already, 2: If you’ve seen the flick and didn’t notice, I’m being kind enough to point it out to you and d: if you don’t have a certain amount of geek in you, right now you’re thinking, “Whoop-de-shit. Get back to the review already, Jagoff!” and could care less.
Evans is aided by some fantastic performances, especially Stanley Tucci as his mentor/father figure, and Tommy Lee Jones in the same gruff boss/comedy relief role as J.K. Simmons did as J Jonah Jameson in the Spiderman trilogy. (New Spiderman trailer on a huge screen in 3D? Niceness!) Jones has THE best lines in the movie, in the same vein as “I don’t care!” from The Fugitive. Then we have Hugo Weaving who has gone from a drag queen in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert to the go-to guy for mega-property blockbusters. THE villain from The Matrix and Transformers, not to mention papa elf from LOTR, The masked lead from V for Vendetta and Noah from Happy Feet (heh) is now one of the top five comic book villains of all time. And, man did they make him look perfect. No simply scarred up face like they did in the first Captain America movie from 1990. They CGI’ed him into the Red Skull, emphasis on SKULL. With that voice backing up the visual, we got one ominous evil nazi. Rounding out the cast were fine performances from Toby Jones as Arnim Zola (no robot body… yet), Dominic Cooper as Tony’s daddy Howard Stark, a bunch of guys as the Howling Commandos and Sebastian Stan as “when is he gonna die” Bucky Barnes. Oh yeah, and Hayley Atwell is thrown in as Peggy Carter so we had a buffer for this sausage fest.
Yeah. I said that.
They set up next year’s Avengers without this being a “prequel”. Just as Marvel has done with the other Avengers movies, this is first and foremost its own entity. Little snippets are there to lead to the Avengers, but take nothing away from the narrative of the good Captain’s story. And, as in the other movies, the main link to Avengers is kept for the last scene and the scene after the credits.
One thing that was underwhelming was I felt the 3D was totally unnecessary for this movie. There are no glorious vistas of Asgard here. Seeing Cap’s shield fly by in 3D was just not worth the extra five bones the movie theater charged me. They captured New York and Europe of the 1940s just fine. 3D added nothing.
This is simply a fantastic adventure war movie, with a hero you root for from the beginning and a villain (Nazis are easy) you really despise.
Prime’s Bottom Line – I am SO ready for the Avengers! (sans Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman)
You’ll believe a man can shrink
Or
The Red and the White and the Blue come through
This is a WWII movie through and through. Training camp, big battles, POWs, prison breaks, incursions, secret codes, secret bases, secret identities and USO girls abound. Though this is an origin story, we do have a war going on in the background for the first half hour or so. The movie keeps us entertained while we wait for him to bulk up. Before the bulkening, we get some amazing CGI that makes Chris Evans in the title role look scrawny and just plain small. What’s most incredible about that is they don’t digitally put his head on someone else’s body like Benjamin Button. That’s actually Evans performing the whole time, and they digitally shrunk him here and there to give us the “sand kicked in his face” before look.
I will happily admit to trepidation at the idea of Chris Evans taking on this iconic role. Particularly after watching his first iconic super-hero role as the Human Torch in the two Fantastic Four movies last decade. He played Johnny Storm much like Ryan Reynolds. Flash forward to this year, and look at what Reynolds did to Green Lantern. Yeah, my trepidation was well founded. But, I’m happy to admit said trepidation mainly because I had nothing to worry about. Evans did a fine job portraying our star-spangled hero. He gave Steve Rogers such pathos and courage. The heart of the story becomes more about the character of the character than his superhuman abilities. He had us empathizing, understanding, and admiring this true hero.
Back to the Human Torch, that leads us to the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it coolest cameo of the movie. At the World’s Fair expo in good old Flushing, Queens, they pan through the room, briefly showing Dr. Phineas Horton’s creation. Marvel Comic’s FIRST super-hero, the Synthetic Man known as the original Human Torch! I don’t consider this much of a spoiler because a: if you’re a big enough geek (like me) to notice the cameo, you’ve seen this movie already, 2: If you’ve seen the flick and didn’t notice, I’m being kind enough to point it out to you and d: if you don’t have a certain amount of geek in you, right now you’re thinking, “Whoop-de-shit. Get back to the review already, Jagoff!” and could care less.
Evans is aided by some fantastic performances, especially Stanley Tucci as his mentor/father figure, and Tommy Lee Jones in the same gruff boss/comedy relief role as J.K. Simmons did as J Jonah Jameson in the Spiderman trilogy. (New Spiderman trailer on a huge screen in 3D? Niceness!) Jones has THE best lines in the movie, in the same vein as “I don’t care!” from The Fugitive. Then we have Hugo Weaving who has gone from a drag queen in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert to the go-to guy for mega-property blockbusters. THE villain from The Matrix and Transformers, not to mention papa elf from LOTR, The masked lead from V for Vendetta and Noah from Happy Feet (heh) is now one of the top five comic book villains of all time. And, man did they make him look perfect. No simply scarred up face like they did in the first Captain America movie from 1990. They CGI’ed him into the Red Skull, emphasis on SKULL. With that voice backing up the visual, we got one ominous evil nazi. Rounding out the cast were fine performances from Toby Jones as Arnim Zola (no robot body… yet), Dominic Cooper as Tony’s daddy Howard Stark, a bunch of guys as the Howling Commandos and Sebastian Stan as “when is he gonna die” Bucky Barnes. Oh yeah, and Hayley Atwell is thrown in as Peggy Carter so we had a buffer for this sausage fest.
Yeah. I said that.
They set up next year’s Avengers without this being a “prequel”. Just as Marvel has done with the other Avengers movies, this is first and foremost its own entity. Little snippets are there to lead to the Avengers, but take nothing away from the narrative of the good Captain’s story. And, as in the other movies, the main link to Avengers is kept for the last scene and the scene after the credits.
One thing that was underwhelming was I felt the 3D was totally unnecessary for this movie. There are no glorious vistas of Asgard here. Seeing Cap’s shield fly by in 3D was just not worth the extra five bones the movie theater charged me. They captured New York and Europe of the 1940s just fine. 3D added nothing.
This is simply a fantastic adventure war movie, with a hero you root for from the beginning and a villain (Nazis are easy) you really despise.
Prime’s Bottom Line – I am SO ready for the Avengers! (sans Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman)
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)